Whiskey

Last night I had the very fortunate opportunity to sample several different whiskeys. Running the gamut from delicious to horrifying, here is my breakdown:

Drambuie..."the drink that satisfies". Warm and sweet with a touch of honey. Damn tasty. Now I understand why it costs so freakin much. Naturally, I was warned to slow down on this stuff. Dammit.

The venerable Jack Daniels...bottled sweaty feet. Yuk. I think I'd rather just suck on my shoe insole after a hard day at work. How can you people fucking drink this caramel-colored toe jam?

Johnny Walker Red Label...peculiar. Tasted like fresh new leather and cardboard. Made me think of new shoes in a box. Weird. I wonder why Carrie from Sex and the City never drank more of this.

Canadian Whiskey...not bad. Not quite as sweet as I'd like, but devoid of Jack's bitterness. Having trouble thinking of something smart ass to say about this one. I could go for a cheap Canadian "Eh?" joke, but I'm better than that. Final answer...tolerable but not particularly enjoyable.

There you have it. Tanqueray rocks the Gin house, and Is there any other rum than Bacardi Gold? Tequila can kiss my ass. (that is, after kicking it 4 years ago and I still can't stand the smell) That's all for now. Go out, have a Drambuie and Ginger Ale, and thank me tomorrow! TTFN