Stop the presses!
Ladies and gentlemen of the academy, I have just discovered a breakthrough in the reproductive sciences. It's a contraceptive both men and women can use that is inexpensive and absolutely 100% effective:
Garlic Bologna
Just eat a few slices, and until you brush your teeth, ain't nobody gonna touch you with a 10 foot pole. *burp*
Garlic Bologna
Just eat a few slices, and until you brush your teeth, ain't nobody gonna touch you with a 10 foot pole. *burp*
posted by Grover at 5/02/2005 04:11:00 PM
4 Comments:
Judging by the sizes of some Italian families when doing family history research - I'd say that there appears to be ways round that traditional contraceptive. ;)
Namely the well known cure for garlic breath is to ensure whoever you are with has also had the same dish - thus cancelling each other out. ;)
Garlic Balogna eh? I'll have to try tht next time Oil Man comes home drunk and wants a little somethin, somethin.
Orb - true, but combining garlic breath and bologna breath yields a third new and utterly repulsive breath that could take down a vampire at 20 yards with one well-aimed exhale.
Nanabear - You'll probably knock him sober with one well-aimed exhale. :-)
I always found Cajun sausages were the best for putting off anyone that came near.
Not that I need such auxilliary measures. LOL
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