Ok, a little explanation... this was taken outside the Clear Channel building. The green guy is a DJ for the pop station. The girl is a contestant trying to get Green Day tickets by lasting an entire 30-minute public "date" with him. I just happened to be passing by. Finally, somebody with boobs and a belly comparable or bigger to my own. (note the shadows on the chest area of my shirt. they're there. I make no false pretenses)