I am now officially a prejudicial jerk-off redneck American. We were just at the airport, and walking back to the car I hear what sounds like the Arabic calls to prayer like on TV. I look over and see a guy in a car with the windows down who looks exactly like Bin Laden, except that I'm guessing he's about our age. He glances over at me with a nervous look.

All I can think of is "Fuck, we gotta get out of here." It was almost a very mild touch of panic. I drove away a bit quicker than normal.

I mean, come on! The guy was probably just trying to get an evening prayer in (like they do. I respect that.), and got nervous thinking some gorilla-sized white guy was going to beat him up for being middle eastern. I feel like such an asshole.