Ridiculous song lyrics #1
"Eenie, Meenie, Miney, Mo. Come on, girl, let's start the show."
Women are rendered powerless against this mature, devilishly well-crafted (nigh poetic) sexual proposition.
Women are rendered powerless against this mature, devilishly well-crafted (nigh poetic) sexual proposition.
posted by Grover at 10/06/2004 10:49:00 AM
3 Comments:
Hey, Grov, to up the laughability factor on that one, just imagine Ben Affleck as Holden McNeill reciting it in the same tone as his "fuck them up their stupid asses" monologue in Strike Back.
I wouldn't be able to agree more with you, but I've got an even more stunning line of masculine prowess:
"Tear you into tiny pieces, eat you up like Reese's Pieces"
Rhyming 'pieces' with 'Pieces'. Genius. Panties are moistened every time that song plays.
Or "I wanna l-l-l-lick you from your head to your toes, I wanna move from the bed to the floor and i wanna 'ah,ah' you make it so good i dont wanna leave, but i gotta n-n-n-know w-what your fantasy is."
Every girl loves a black man who studders.
;)
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