Picture this while singing the "Rocky" theme song

I don't know what the weather is doing in your neck of the woods, but today here in Troy it is WINDY. I stepped outside on break and immediately a gust of wind whipped the ballcap straight off my head. Remember the scene when Rocky Balboa is training against the Russian dude, part of which is to look like a clumsy ass and chase a chicken around the barnyard? That was me this morning with my crazy hair, grasping and lunging at my hat skittering across Lowe's parking lot.