Jitterbug

Every once in a blue moon there comes along a bit of humor so dry that it takes a moment of dumbfounded interpretation before the onset of maniacal laughter. Here is one such example which was forwarded to my email, by my mom (of all people):


I hate for people to forward those pesky "warnings" as much as anyone, but this one is important! I hope I'm not too late. Send this warning to everyone on your e-mail list.

If someone comes to your front door saying they are conducting a survey on deer ticks and asks you to take your clothes off and dance around to shake off the ticks, do NOT do it!

IT IS A SCAM; they only want to see you naked.

I wish I'd gotten this yesterday. I feel so stupid now..