Ok... spam used to be about miracle pills that would make my cock bigger... but what the fuck is this fucking gibberish about? What the hell are they trying to sell me? Seriously! This is worse than trying to decypher legalese disclaimers:

TRADI e NG NOTIC z E - Look at PlNKSHEET u S: EXTI Move Tuesday Feb 8th, 2006!
P k lNKSHEETS: [ EXTI ]

Tu k esday Close PRIC v E: 0.40
Plnksheet u s Symbol: O b TC: EXTI
NAME : EX s TREME l a NNOVATIONS, IN d C.

TAMPA, Fla., Feb. 3, 2006 (PRlME ZONE) -- Extr j eme Innovations, I t nc.

(Pink Shee g ts: EXTI ) announced today that it has sec j ured Tampa, FL as a R q idley Ter u ritory.

Ridl g ey is the world's first and only fully automatic cruiser motorcycle. The new
Auto q gIide series of automatic motorcycle allows a person to en k joy the experience
of motorcycle riding and quit worrying about shifting into the right gear.

Extreme lnnovat w ions will introduce the Ri o dley M x otorcycles into its Extr l eme Toys Rental Division.
This sleek new addition to its fleet will make it easy
for even novice riders to enjoy the pleasures of the open road or a simple jaunt around town.

About Extre z me lnnova l tions:

Ex w treme Innovations, Inc. m l arkets, s f ells, and dis j tributes cutting edge recreatio j nal vehicles.
Ex w treme Innovations, Inc. is devoted to providing new, extreme recreational produ r cts with a
m u arketing platform as well as sale z s support to help bring them to mark p et.

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Stateme f nts regarding financi w al matters in this press rele l ase other than
historical facts are forward-looki w ng statemen m ts within the meaning of
section 27 (a) of the secur z ities act of 1933, section 21 (e) of the
securit k ies exc y hange act of 1934, and as that term is defined in the private
securi f ties litigati t on reform act of 1995. The company intends that such
s a tatements about the company's future expectations including future
rev x enues and ear m nings, and all other forward- h looking statemen u ts be subject
to the safe h f arbords created th a ereby. Since these sta d tements (future
operat y ional results and sa u les) involve risk and unce m rtainties, and are
subject to change at any time, the company's actual results may differ
ma q terially from expected results. In compli f ance with the securiti q es act
of nineteen hundred thirty three, section 17 (b), the publisher of this
newslet y ter dis i closes they received pa k yment from an u i naffiliated third
party for the c v irculation of this report. Be aware of an inh n erent
co q nflict of interest resulting from such compensation due to the fact that this
is a pa v id advertiseme g nt and is not without bi q as.

Honestly... what the fuck??? Something about motorcycles...?