Saturday, March 12, 2005

tackytackytackytackytacky

Have you seen the latest Coke commercial where they use the "put da lime in da coconut" song, only they change it to "you put da lime in da Coke, you nut."? I am the biggest enthusiast of puns and other plays on words, but my reaction to that horrifyingly bad attempt at cleverness was akin to when I took a bite of turkey cold cuts that were about two days too old. Wretched, I tell you.

Has anybody seen "The Guru"? Remember how the the porn company made movies with intentionally the most tacky titles they could come up with, like the roman gladiator porn "Glad He Ate Her"? It's that level of tack! GAAA!!!!

1 Comments:

Blogger Orbling said...

Hmm, Lime in the Coke... Doesn't sound too nutty.

I do something odder, I made a little drink when I was younger I call a Muddy Duck. Half Coke, Half Bitter Lemon. Lovely, had one last night in the pub.

Think the bar staff think I'm mad, or at least question my masculinity. You don't 'alf get odd looks when you (as a gruff bloke looking person) walk up to a bar and order a glass of bitter lemon, or a cranberry juice. :S

Glad He Ate Her.... LOL - I bet.

10:38 PM  

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