I have not had sex since january.
The way things are going, my hymen will grow back.
The way things are going, my hymen will grow back.
posted by Grover at 4/25/2005 09:50:00 PM
Monday, April 25, 2005
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Bookmarks:
- Texas Gurl (The first blog I picked up reading, and I'm still hooked!)
- Callahan Photography (Why is this girl not world famous?)
- Nanabear
- The Last Ditch (My Hero. My Role Model. Whom I hope to become some day. Perpetuating my love of Canadians)
- Michelle (Unfortunately not Canadian, but from Seattle, and that's close enough to count as cool in my book)
- Shutterbug!
- Diva Cow Girl (refreshingly frank and honest)
- The Sweet Life Photography (Heidi, a hometown photography enthusiast)
- Boinkology.com (Actual intellectual (and often humorous) discourse on intercourse)
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11 Comments:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, thanks I needed that.
Oh ya, sorry about the no sex thing. Bummer!
ROFL
and January? I could say that whilst altering the year! :S
hmmm ... February here ....
of 2003!!!!
*sigh*
Aren't you a boy?
(my secret is out. note the frustrated undercurrent of my last handful of posts. now you know where it comes from)
At least I have XNXX, El-Ladies, and about 20 minutes to myself a few mornings a week...
(El-Ladies is particularly freaky)
Orb, Raven, suddenly I don't feel so bad! But I can empathize.
Dogfaceboy, funny you should say that since, given your name, your profile pic is of an attractive woman. :-) Yes, I am a boy.
Oh, and to compound things, there's this.
Pardon me while I find a brick wall to hit my head on.
Ah, l'amour! What I wouldn't give to feel that again.
(and you can say 'wanking', I don't mind. Jacking off. Spanken ze monkey. Saying 'hi' to my monster...)
You know what... I don't miss it.
Love and lust are very seperate for me, the former I miss a bit, the latter never sat too comfortably with me in the first place.
Fine in theory, solo practice has it's merits, but the real thing I've never found overly fun - too tiring, too stressful, far too embarrasing. My loss I suppose. ;)
Whatever tickles your pickle. ;)
Yeah, it's been a veeeerry long time for me as well, dear friend. Hmmm, November, I think. It's been so long I don't remember. But I do rememebr that it was good and I miss it...the love and the lust.
It's been many years since I had sex and meant it, though. :-( Sad and brutal, but true.
Not meant it? I couldn't ever manage that, once the meaning has gone I just can't bring myself to act.
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