Tonight I volunteered at a fundraising event that Dark Haired Girl invited me to.  I was bartender.

... alongside her New Guy.   There is no bad blood between us, no worries.  But as he began recounting the history of their relationship from teenage to reunion [shortly after her and my breakup] to some people, I had a hard time dealing with that.

But toward the end of the night, as we all had consumed a fair bit of alcohol, they began making out in front of me.  THAT fucking SUCKED.