Hey guys! I made the most amazing discovery today at work. See, I don't make a lot of eye contact. Usually, my eyes tend to settle on people's lips as they speak, and normally I have to intentionally make myself look people in the eye when talking to them. Well today at work, in order to try to get more tips in the jar, I forced myself to make more than glancing eye contact.

Then, the most amazing thing happened. When I held womens' gazes for the entire length of the phrase "Would you like anything to drink, or any chips and salsa?", most of them started smiling and acting shy. Some even blushed. I must admit, after the first few times, I spent the entire afternoon trying this out, and I felt like I'd just developed some new superpower or something. I can make women smile. This is unheard of.

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So there's this regular. I usually see her late in the monday lunch rush getting her usual chicken burrito just about every week. She comes in wearing colorful nurses' scrubs, usually in some whimsical cartoon character or floral pattern. She's perfectly thick and stunningly gorgeous. Well, today I locked eyes with her, and immediately my face felt like it caught fire. It's a short transaction to cash somebody out, but I tripped over my tongue twice, and then gave her back the exact cash amount of her total, rather than the change. I totally lost it. After she walked off, Matt (esteemed colleague, and expert burrito roller) looked over at me and said "Jesus, Hutch! Your face is bright freakin red."

The line at Chipotle is a non-ending parade of insanely hot women, from 20-something University of Dayton students to 40- and 50-something porn quality MILFs, but this nurse girl is the only one that leaves me feeling giggly and half stoned.