Bought a box of condoms in November. Five months later I haven't used a single one. Threw them away tonight. Who needs them anyway?

I have been on the dating website Plenty Of Fish since November, and I have seen a gazillion profiles.  There are a million good looking women in the Dayton area, and quite a few are intelligent and say all the right things.  I've messaged a few, even gone out on a date.  But today I came across the profile of a girl here in Troy so perfect that it put a huge smile on my face, and filled me from the core, inside out with a glowing tickling sparkling warmth.  I read and re-read her words over and over again.  I kept alternating through her four photos, each one so beautiful that while looking at one, I grew impatient to see the other three. 


And in the giddy fog of instant infatuation I thought to myself "I'm looking at the woman I am going to fall in love with.  This woman and I have a future together.  I will make it happen."  And so I wrote to her:

You had me at "Staring up at the moon and knowing somewhere you might be doing the same thing." Honestly, I've read your profile a couple of times over, and I just love everything you have to say. I'm really having to resist just gushing. I really would like to start talking with you. :-) 

 And later she wrote back:   

Hi there! =) First off, my name is [censored] and I am really glad you messaged me. I've also read your profile a few times and really like how honest and real you seem. Unfortunately those traits are so hard to find nowadays. So you seem like a breath of fresh air. =) So yes, I would love to get to know you. Hope to hear from you soon!

I know I'm being silly, but I have the most amazing feeling about this.