Do it to me Daniel-San!
At Books & Co. in Kettering, they have a new series of CD's called "For Lovers" which consists of several different genres of music tailored to induce the mood. One in particular caught my attention. The cover bore the picture of an attractive couple, the woman in the foreground sitting at the foot of the bed glancing seductively to the side with a sly grin, the man laying on his stomach with an equally come-hither smile and raised eyebrow. Obviously, the game of cat and mouse is over, and it's time to the festivities to begin. Only one thing left for our star-cross'd pair to do... insert the erotically stimulating "Pan Pipe for Lovers" into the bedside player.
Excuse me. Pan Pipe?
I'm sorry, but being a child of the 80's, pan flutes mean one thing, and only one thing to me: The Karate Kid. Not even with Viagra coursing through my bloodstream could I remain...um...potent listening to music which conjurs images of Mr. Miyagi while I'm having sex. Pat Morita crane-kicking in my head while at the same time trying to maintain proper solidity?
Blarf.
Excuse me. Pan Pipe?
I'm sorry, but being a child of the 80's, pan flutes mean one thing, and only one thing to me: The Karate Kid. Not even with Viagra coursing through my bloodstream could I remain...um...potent listening to music which conjurs images of Mr. Miyagi while I'm having sex. Pat Morita crane-kicking in my head while at the same time trying to maintain proper solidity?
Blarf.
posted by Grover at 1/10/2005 08:06:00 AM
5 Comments:
LOL
Now you see, I've watched that film many a time, but don't associate it with pan-pipes. Maybe I'm over exposed to the instrument from other sources.
With songs designed to get you in the mood, I find that varies tremendously between the sexes. Perhaps women may not on average have seen the Karate Kid sufficient times to have this association in their minds, so it could work for them.
And hey, they might call it "For Lovers" indicating that it's for both. But I've rarely seen any men that needed any help getting in the mood, so their target demographic seems conclusive. ;)
goodness, i thought you were going to get x-rated there for a second, but, unfortunately, you did not. ;)
tg: "unfortunately"
LOL, never be afraid to be open andy. ;)
You guys should've seen the first draft of that post. Texas, from the sound of things, I think you'd've enjoyed it. ;-)
Believe me, I'm possibly the single most open-minded and accepting person you'll ever talk to. I love getting on Yahoo messenger (when I can, which is pretty infrequently) and comparing/contrasting sexual attitudes and philosophies with anyone mature enough to carry on such a conversation. I hate when people want to "cyber".
It always comes as a shock to me that people actually do that, I kinda thought it was a joke. But some of my mates do it, so weird, like phone sex, or something......
Don't know how people manage to do it, I'd die of embarrassment, or laughter.
Those conversations you speak of are fairly interesting, though I find people willing to conduct them sensibly are few in number.
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