Ok, so I just got a piece of work-at-home spam. It was the typical "Make $5000 a week!" crap, up until the very last paragraph:

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beating orders illuminating oil cloth-winding
bishop stool self-mastered Mid-lent sunday
terra porcellanea tracing thread gas grenade
stay girder flue stopper rack comb
equation price receipt book bagworm moths
lily flower club law double-thong
y-clept shaggy-fleeced radiation pyrometer

WHAT THE FUCK??