Ok, so there's one bit of competition I didn't account for in that last post: Metro Boy. He's this perfectly built, handsome, and very very likeable (read: another goddamned Nick in my life) metrosexual bi guy who, through the expert application of alcohol, uber-witty banter, and refusal to take no for an answer, could charm the panties off a nun.

Yeah, Andy's a little sore over that one, even though I really don't have a right to be. But damn if it didn't hurt a little to watch them walk out the door together last night.