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So tuesday night I bought a tube of Crest Pro-Health toothpaste. On the catchy graphic face of the package, it claims "Whitens Teeth by Removing Surface Stains". BUT! On the Drug Facts fine print side, it says, "products containing stannous fluoride may produce surface staining of the teeth".

Then, there are those irritating two minute commercials on Discovery Channel for the Tempur-Pedic Swedish mattresses developed by NASA. Wait... are they Swedish, or are they NASA??



Stop fucking with my head!