More fun at work
Here at work, one of the girls has a sister who'll be throwing one of those "naughty parties", so she brought in a catalogue. I was in the break room eating lunch and trying to read Tuesdays with Morrie, but the giggling was too deviously distracting. "Remote control vibrating panties??" one girl exclaimed. The one who brought the catalogue in said, "My sister says the remote will set off any of the panties within range. She says the best thing to do is go to a busy mall with the remote in your pocket. Hit it every now and then and watch how many women jump."
I almost peed myself laughing.
I almost peed myself laughing.
posted by Grover at 1/11/2005 01:48:00 PM
8 Comments:
I notice a pattern emerging over the last couple of posts...
Could you please order 7 pairs for me? I need one for every day of the week.
Thanks babe
holy crap, thats hilarious...they make vibrating EVERYTHING now.
If people were actually wearing them out and about, they probably want to get shocked.
Can you imagine wandering around with them on!!
Ever heard the old saying "from your mother", "make sure you're wearing clean pants when you leave the house, incase you get knocked down and have to go to hospital". Maybe it's just over here.
Can you imagine. Turning up at hospital, having your pants/skirt taken up to reveal those. You'd no doubt wish whatever hit you was going faster.
orbling,
yeah, we have that worry nagged into our brain by our mothers here too. "always wear clean panties just in case you're in a car accident".
i've seen these panties and the vibrating part is pretty big. the only way you could really wear them without it being very obvious would be under a flowing skirt or something.
So it's of low likelihood then, good good. ;)
Women have so much provision in this area these days, I think men may actually be falling behind in the masturbatory stakes.
Keep your eyes on hell, if it starts to freeze, don't be surprised. ;)
Mila - over the last week, I've been posting unusually frequently on topics dealing with sex in one form or another. I am glad to hear you're not in harm's way. The pictures on TV from California are terrifying. You know, it would be somewhat amusing to be able to canoe through your house. :)
Bounce - had I the money, there would be 8 pairs (one extra... you know, just in case) in the mail to you as we speak.
Britt - It gets worse. They also sell a vibrating penis that straps to and prodtrudes from the man's chin for when he's "down there". It has to be the most ridiculous looking thing I've seen in years. :-) Oh well, function over form.
Orb and Texas - From the picture, the panties seemed pretty inconspicuous. Given the huge regional popularity and success of these 'naughty parties' my guess is that there is a fair number of women in the Dayton area with said undergarments. The girl whose sister sell this said one time she hit the button and some lady turned around and slapped her husband. :-)
If you ever find yourself wondering what hell might look like frozen over, come to Cortland, New York.
It'll give you a good idea.
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