So today at work was surprisingly slow and boring. At one point, though, a guy in a foam cervical collar neck brace came in. Me having a big heart, that of course wasn't even the slightest bit funny...

... until the guy orders tacos. Think. How do you eat tacos?



I could only imagine this guy clumsily making several attempts at bending from the waist with a stiff neck to eat his tacos, and falling over repeatedly. As such, I had to muster every ounce of acting and stage experience I had not to bust out laughing right at him over the mental picture. I'm thinking to myself "How in the hell are you going to eat these, dude?"